Suddenly I'm Hit, is this darkness of the dawn

feralworks: THEY WERE FIGHTING AND WERE ALL LIKE ARRRR IMMA...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 19:37:40 +1000

THEY WERE FIGHTING AND WERE ALL LIKE ARRRR IMMA GET YOU BITCH BUT THEN, WHAT, WHY IS THE FLOOR SO SPRINGY. BETTER TEST IT OUT.

Always reblog

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That awkward moment when you watch a Disney movie from your childhood

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 19:32:53 +1000

sodamnrelatable:

And at the end you’re just like:

While the other members of your family are like:

awidesetvagina: this is still the best story ever told at a...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 19:31:38 +1000

awidesetvagina:

this is still the best story ever told at a talk show

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rodneykong: 92% of teenagers have turned to hip hop and rap…reblog if you’re part of the 8% that...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 19:23:19 +1000

rodneykong:

92% of teenagers have turned to hip hop and rap…reblog if you’re part of the 8% that still supports Leninism and the glorious return of the Soviet Union

Man I paid one euro cent for this wifi and its so dodgy what a rip

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 00:53:02 +1000

Man I paid one euro cent for this wifi and its so dodgy what a rip

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infinityc0re: ~

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infinityc0re:

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spoookyscary: After succumbing to a fever of some sort in 1705,...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 18:05:13 +1000

spoookyscary:

After succumbing to a fever of some sort in 1705, Irish woman Margorie McCall was hastily buried to prevent the spread of whatever had done her in. Margorie was buried with a valuable ring, which her husband had been unable to remove due to swelling. This made her an even better target for body snatchers, who could cash in on both the corpse and the ring.

The evening after Margorie was buried, before the soil had even settled, the grave-robbers showed up and started digging. Unable to pry the ring off the finger, they decided to cut the finger off. As soon as blood was drawn, Margorie awoke from her coma, sat straight up and screamed.

The fate of the grave-robbers remains unknown. One story says the men dropped dead on the spot, while another claims they fled and never returned to their chosen profession.

Margorie climbed out of the hole and made her way back to her home.

Her husband John, a doctor, was at home with the children when he heard a knock at the door. He told the children, “If your mother were still alive, I’d swear that was her knock.”

When he opened the door to find his wife standing there, dressed in her burial clothes, blood dripping from her finger but very much alive, he dropped dead to the floor. He was buried in the plot Margorie had vacated.

Margorie went on to re-marry and have several children. When she did finally die, she was returned to Shankill Cemetery in Lurgan, Ireland, where her gravestone still stands. It bears the inscription “Lived Once, Buried Twice.”

Well I might, if I don’t end up spending much time in...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 17:41:43 +1000

Well I might, if I don’t end up spending much time in Firenze or Bologna, but then I’m going to Prague !! Sooooo… Maybe

This morning I woke up and realised I can get a train to anywhere I want And that feels spectacular...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 17:24:04 +1000

This morning I woke up and realised I can get a train to anywhere I want
And that feels spectacular
Like, I can go to Budapest today if I want??

"It's not Oprah. I thought it was Oprah. It's a spunky little tween."

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 17:20:40 +1000

inspector-minerva:

The greatest line in any episode of television ever.

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